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Tuesday, Sept. 16, 2003

2:23 a.m. Fenway. Totalitarian Regimes for Dummies. Feeling power hungry and maybe just a little bit insecure? Come chat with Augusto Pinochet and Slobodan Milosevic live via satellite! Learn from the masters! Call 617-437-1043 for a ride.

5:15 p.m. Fenway. Jog. You need to exercise more, so come to Fenway for a light jog around the Fens. If you’re really good, you can carry a rifle and 50 pounds of ammunition as part of our secret world domination army. Just don’t tell anyone! Call 617-437-1043 for a ride.

6:00 p.m. Epsilon Theta. Quiche and pies, oh my! Oooh, I wonder what Karen’s going to put into the pies?

7:00 p.m. Fenway. Middle Eastern Food. Enjoy great middle eastern food: baklava, falafel, hummus, cucumber salads, etc. And to make it even more entertaining, we’ll be sure to demonstrate some of the violence that makes the middle east such a fun place to be. You too can experience the joy that was Beirut where each religious faction and political organization battled it out with their own private army! Come early since we’ll be handing out kashlinikovs and rocks to the first few lucky guests!

8:00 p.m. Epsilon Theta. Improv, Take 2. Every good performance needs an encore!

8:00 p.m. pika. spaminals!! You’ll love them!! Trust me!! Er, actually, don’t.

8:19 p.m. Fenway. Homework Help. Do you long to visit that magical land where vectors frolic amidst complex fields under the shade of a binary tree? Then come harass our math majors for help on your problem sets. Please come and give them an excuse to procrastinate their own work! Call 617-437-1043 for a ride.

8:29 p.m. Fenway. Buckaroo Banzai! Thrill to the adventures of world famous neurosurgeon/rock star/comic book hero Buckaroo Banzai as he saves the world in this brilliant sci-fi cult classic movie. Call 617-437-1043 for a ride.

Wednesday, Sept. 17, 2003

5:00 p.m. pika. sailing. we’ll be home in time for dinner.

6:00 p.m. Epsilon Theta. Spinach pasta toss with sun-dried tomatoes. Yeah, yeah, meat option available too.

6:18 p.m. Fenway. Cheap Ass Games. Are you torn between killing and saving Doctor Lucky? Find out while playing our Cheap Ass games. Loads of fun and a harmless obsession. Call 617-437-1043 for a ride.

7:00 p.m. Fenway. Mongolian Barbecue. You walk through our kitchen selecting pieces of beef, chicken, fish, fruits, vegetables, jalapeno peppers and whatever else we can find before picking your own magical mix of secret sauces. When your concotion is complete, just pass it to our skilled chef who will grill it right in front of you. Don’t worry, he doesn’t need that many fingers, and eventually, those unfortunate lesions will go away. We’ll also demonstrate how the mongolians conquered the civilized world by laying siege to some BU dorms down the street.

7:34 p.m. Fenway. Homework Help. Frustrated with your attempts to turn lead into gold? Or maybe just tired of fighting with your cold fusion prototype? Come to Fenway and revel in the radiance of brilliant chemists that can help you to see Avogadro and all his accursed numbers. Call 617-437-1043 for a ride.

9:00 p.m. WILG. Another week, another Study Break at WILG! Food and games in the middle of the week are always a great idea!

10:00 p.m. Fenway. South Park. Besides the profanity, there’s not much to enjoy, but we can’t stop laughing. Come laugh with us! Call 617-437-1043 for a ride.

Thursday, Sept. 18, 2003

6:00 p.m. Epsilon Theta. Fried chicken and orzo! and corn on the cob! Vegetarian choice, too.

7:00 p.m. Epsilon Theta. Not-Coffee. Tool-In Cider, Hot Chocolate, Chai, and Iced Tea -- just what you need for that last problem set of the week!

8:11 p.m. Fenway. Homework Help. Did you know that through the miracle of recombinant DNA, you can make Britney Spears shaped asparagus? Isn’t biology fun? Come to Fenway for help with your 7.0x work or anything else. Call 617-437-1043 for a ride.

8:39 p.m. Fenway. UHF. Weird Al Yankovic’s classic comedy film with such infamous shows as “Wheel of Fish” and commercials such as “Spatula City” and “Gandhi II”. Call 617-437-1043 for a ride.

Friday, Sept. 19, 2003

11:12 a.m. Fenway. Swing Sets! Reconnect with your inner child while swinging on the playground swings in the park right next to Fenway house. Call 617-437-1043 for a ride.

6:00 p.m. Epsilon Theta. Stuffed shells. And we’re getting fresh baked bread with it, too!

6:15 p.m. pika. Indian? yet another dinner. May or may not be Indian.

6:46 p.m. pika. children’s museum. master the climbing wall, sit in a wigwam, build a road, visit grandpa’s attic, make faces at the kids, try not to get kicked out this time.

7:00 p.m. Epsilon Theta. Snoballs! Shaved ice! Sugary syrup goodness! And adding fruit on top makes it all healthy, right?

8:00 p.m. Epsilon Theta. Karaoke Party. And now, for my impression of a dying baby duck: quuUUAAANNnnnccckk! Come make a fool of yourself at our Karaoke Party. No dignity required.

8:00 p.m. Epsilon Theta. Videogames! While the Karaoke people screech, er, sing their hearts out, why not just sit back with a nice relaxing game of Soul Caliber ... poke poke SCHWING!

8:00 p.m. WILG. Karaoke and Nitrogen Ice Cream! Help us serenade our neighbors on our second floor patio while stirring up your favorite ice cream flavor!

8:14 p.m. Fenway. Run Lola Run. Tired of running around? Sit back and punt while watching this great German movie with a cool techno soundtrack. Call 617-437-1043 for a ride.