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ON THE SCREEN

The following movies are playing this weekend at local theaters. The Tech suggests using <http://www.boston.com> for a complete listing of times and locations.

HHHH Excellent

HHH Good

HH Fair

H Poor

American Beauty (H1/2)

An extremely annoying movie: this deadpan black tragicomedy is a laughable failure as a work of art, being pretentious, simplistic, and self-important. Excepting a truly remarkable performance by Kevin Spacey (whose part is disappointingly small), there’s nothing to this movie beyond tortured metaphors, caricatures instead of characters, and a messy pile-up of red herrings instead of a plot. --Vladimir V. Zelevinsky

Anna and the King (HH1/2)

Chow Yun Fat is an Oscar-worthy scene-stealer with riveting screen presence as the Thai King Mongkut; the only other three-dimensional character is played by Bai Ling in a passionately sincere performance. Jodie Foster disappoints for the first time as the British governess Anna Leonowens. See the movie for the stunning visuals: gorgeous, sprawling epic sets, beautiful details, and the regal Chow Yun Fat’s performance which keeps lighting up the screen. -- Zarminae Ansari

The Beach (HH1/2)

The quest for the perfect world drives some people to madness, some to obsession, and some to The Beach. In this utopian odyssey chronicling one young, macho American’s quest for adventure, elements of postmodern fantasy, horror, and love collide into a final sobering conclusion: that the closest thing to a perfect world may very well be our own. Its gratuitous relationships and its force-feeding of the themes also cripple the plot. -- Jacob Beniflah and Amy Meadows

Being John Malkovich (HHH1/2)

A film so different, so whacked-out, so original, and totally unlike anything else out there -- like Monty Python at their most deadpan hilarious. An unconventional mixture of comedy, satire, and frighteningly deep ruminations on the nature of personality. -- VZ

The Big Tease (HH)

A foreign film in the tradition of Strictly Ballroom, this import follows Scotsman Crawford MacKenzie as he stops at nothing to participate in the Los Angeles Platinum Scissors hair cutting competition. The film suffers from lackluster casting and bad editing, but the final hairstyles are truly remarkable. -- Erik Blankinship

Boiler Room (HH1/2)

A fairly clever, decent movie about the shady dealings of the employees of a small brokerage firm. Witty dialogue and good acting make the film hard to forget, but Boiler Room turns out not to be as thrilling as it claims to be. -- Jumaane Jeffries

The Cider House Rules (HHH)

Despite the fact that the protagonists’ name is Homer, this film ends up feeling less like a Homeric epic and more like a Norman Rockwell painting: hardly great art or even art at all, but something with instantly recognizable humanity and an overall impact that can hardly be ignored. Credit this mostly to luminous acting and the screenplay’s understated emotional complexity. -- VZ

Cradle Will Rock (HHH1/2)

A rich, visually inventive, amazingly-acted, and consistently hilarious tapestry of art set in the 1930’s, weaving together characters from John Cusack’s Nelson Rockefeller to Emily Watson’s homeless street performer. A perfect opening sequence, a perfect closing shot. -- VZ

Galaxy Quest (HH1/2)

Not quite the Star Trek parody that it starts out like; more of a Star Trek rip-off, with the same stupid computer graphics, fake sets, plot holes (all of the above rather irritating), and general air of amiable nonsense (very enjoyable). It’s also neat to see a bunch of good actors having fun. Rather stupid, really; at the same time, rather cute. -- VZ

Girl, Interrupted (HH1/2)

Exploring the struggles of a teenage girl in a mental hospital, Winona Ryder manages the lows but not highs of her character effectively, creating a somewhat skewed view of the movie. However, Angelina Jolie and Brittany Murphy are excellent supporting actresses and serve to balance the movie, while the rest of the acting is lukewarm. Additionally, the dramatic details, such as the lighting, create moods and scenes that are compelling, but that do not make up for the lack of plot. -- AM

Magnolia (HH1/2)

A sprawling incoherent mess of a movie, with a story and characters that manage to be both jaw-droppingly obvious and make no sense whatsoever. On the other hand, the annoying narrative bombast is compensated by great visual verve, and the climactic sequence is simply the most wildly creative bit of filmmaking of 1999, even though it has nothing to do with the rest of the movie. -- VZ

Man on the Moon (HHH1/2)

The talents of director Milos Forman, writers Scott Alexander and Larry Karaszewski, and actor Jim Carrey combine in the remarkable Man on the Moon, a film about late comedian Andy Kaufman’s life. Great performances and a complex underlying theme make this comedy a must-see. -- VZ

The Talented Mr. Ripley (HHH)

A lot to recommend: a complex plot, accomplished acting (Matt Damon and Cate Blanchett especially), and gorgeous visuals; especially impressive is the degree to which the audience gets to understand and identify with the film’s immoral protagonist. A bit too slowly-paced, though. -- VZ

The Whole Nine Yards (1/2)

There are films that are bad, and there are films that are so bad they are good, and then there is The Whole Nine Yards, which is so bad it’s not even so bad it’s good, and there’s no point about writing anything about this stillborn, humorless, sexist, violent piece of garbage, not even worth deciding if the word “sucks” or “stinks” applies better, and since I already killed an hour and a half of my life watching this abomination, I’m not going to write more than a single sentence about it, so there. -- VZ

The Tigger Movie (HH1/2)

Pooh, Rabbit, Kanga, Roo, and of course, Tigger return to the big screen in the newest Disney animated adventure. This story of Tigger’s quest to find other tiggers benefits from top-notch animation, but feels too childish to be enjoyable. -- EB

Titus (HHH1/2)

An excellent film based on one of Shakespeare’s weaker plays. With dazzling visuals, fabulous directing and acting, and a great pace, it’s a pity that Titus’s weakest point should be its source material. -- VZ

Topsy-Turvy (HHH)

Following the trials and triumphs of Gilbert and Sullivan as they create their masterpiece The Mikado, Topsy-Turvy holds and keeps the audience’s attention. But it’s the breathtaking final five minutes that make the film worth seeing. -- VZ

Toy Story 2 (HHH1/2)

An instant classic, one of the most creative and fun movies of the year, this completely computer-generated sequel about the adventures of a bunch of toys is clever, funny, complex, and, most surprisingly, deeply emotional. -- VZ