Institutional Wisdom Watch

Carrie Muh: The high-profile candidate with the no-profile campaign. If elected, promises to spend time in UA office.

Sheldon Myrie: Who is he, and what is he doing? Trashes IWW. If you can't take the heat, get out of the kitchen.

John Hollywood: Can't work the microphone; flops the debate. "Strategic Food Committee" stalls campaign, reeks of UA paper-pushing.

UAVP candidates: Johnson touts UA record. Balsley touts "outsider" status. Hollywood's cheerleading "team" touts Hollywood.

UA Elections: If you run them this badly, no wonder the winner gets less votes than UMOC.

Deutch: Old wisdom: Staying at DoD smart move. New wisdom: Spook-central can only gain from head-on collision with MIT. Next wisdom: MIT presidency?

Condiments: Keep them off the Lobby 10 floor.

Epsilon: Seen everywhere.

Bad Taste: Next year, try leaving off "taste" for accuracy's sake.