Institute Wisdom Watch
By The Tech Editorial BoardLaVerde’s New Layout: We were told there wouldn’t be any major changes. But at least we aren’t getting stressed out at the sight of the crowded checkout counter anymore. — sideways
Chris Christensen (LaVerde’s Manager): The customer is always right. — thumbs down
November Rule: Grad students should not be hooking up with freshmen. — thumbs up
Saferide: Still never on time, insufficient capacity, and rude drivers (please don’t hit on us again). — thumbs down
Heat in Rooms: ’Cuz psets are hard enough without a cold. — thumbs up
MIT Cable: Yay! They finally did something! — thumbs up
North Korea: Nuclear war is scary. — thumbs down
RIAA: I love my illegal music. — thumbs down
Suicide Days: Seems to be working, so far. — thumbs up
Fall Colors: Anthocyanins and carotenoids get their day in the sun. — thumbs up


