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Credit: JONATHAN WANG -- THE TECH

‘GIVE ME A BLOWJOB’ -- In MIT’s ‘A Series of Unfortunate Events,’ Professor Daniel O. Bates ’05 shows Kevin A. Riggle ’08 what it will take to get a passing grade.