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Credit: DONG WANG -- THE TECH

Mr. Goldbury (Graham T. Wright G), Mr. Blushington (Albert M. Chan G), and Captain Fitzbattleaxe (Ben Hellman) assure the King that Utopia has been anglicized completely, while making fun of him behind his back.