Institutional Wisdom Watch

Pre-term 8.02 homework: The laundry list of good faith violations against stressed students continues to grow. Beware, IWis watching you.

6.270: Exploding boards aside, guinea pig students put on good show.

Housing Protest: Trying to salvage his less than platinum reputation, reactionary Rezek only dips further in infamy. Will he ever get a clue?

Beaver's Birthday: 85 years and still gnawing. Go beavers!

Celebrity DeathMatch: Jennifer Lopez's butt vs. Dolly Parton's breasts. IW heartily approves.

Coop booklists stolen: Conspiracy to prevent students from knowing what books to buy in advance pays off.

Super Bowl: Dirty birds sent clucking home, and Reeves says Eugene's still part of the "family." Whatever.

Kenneth Star: Reports hint that zealot prosecuter will indict sitting president. Will he ever learn he is not the fourth branch of government?