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Institutional Wisdom Watch

Infinite Buffet: Starving masses gorge themselves in Infinite Corridor. Lines were long, but spirits still high.

UA: Next year the IFC will vote to disband you.

Cops in Shops: Is that an alcohol clerk or Big Brother? Proves once and for all cops are posers.

IFC: They kicked the faculty in the rear, but can they keep the rank and file in line?

Aramark: Dining contract splits leaving Aramark scrambling for either half. Will other half go to Hooters?

Dormcon: Car-54 where are you?

Intermediate Grades: Who is left to object now that nobody remembers naked letter grades?

77 Mass. Ave: Digital cuckoo noises make us kookie!