Institutional Wisdom Watch
Infinite Buffet: Starving masses gorge themselves in Infinite Corridor. Lines were long, but spirits still high.
UA: Next year the IFC will vote to disband you.
Cops in Shops: Is that an alcohol clerk or Big Brother? Proves once and for all cops are posers.
IFC: They kicked the faculty in the rear, but can they keep the rank and file in line?
Aramark: Dining contract splits leaving Aramark scrambling for either half. Will other half go to Hooters?
Dormcon: Car-54 where are you?
Intermediate Grades: Who is left to object now that nobody remembers naked letter grades?
77 Mass. Ave: Digital cuckoo noises make us kookie!