Institutional Wisdom Watch

Intermediate Grades: CAP, Prof. Nigel Wilson set to crank up firehose pressure. Students give proposal a Punt Minus.

Prof. Linn Hobbs: Smiling dean-searcher picks committee members from phone book. Will the Provost listen?

John Hollywood: "Read my lips: no new surveys." Is that a promise?

Student Center Fire: Evacuation aerates room 575. Too bad the firemen didn't bring their hoses.

UESA Visiting Committee: All-day confab leaves befuddled members looking for Pepto. At least the Aramark catering was good.

Harvard ROTC: Crimson lawyers shuffle ROTC funding accounts. Will cadets train in Cayman Islands?

Carrie Muh, UAVP: Floats her own UA presidential balloon. VP-pick Balsley shows moxie, but will he pan out?

IWWatch: Tech's slick arrows pierce campus hoipoloi. But are editors just tooting their own horn?