Institutional Wisdom Watch
Intermediate Grades: CAP, Prof. Nigel Wilson set to crank up firehose pressure. Students give proposal a Punt Minus.
Prof. Linn Hobbs: Smiling dean-searcher picks committee members from phone book. Will the Provost listen?
John Hollywood: "Read my lips: no new surveys." Is that a promise?
Student Center Fire: Evacuation aerates room 575. Too bad the firemen didn't bring their hoses.
UESA Visiting Committee: All-day confab leaves befuddled members looking for Pepto. At least the Aramark catering was good.
Harvard ROTC: Crimson lawyers shuffle ROTC funding accounts. Will cadets train in Cayman Islands?
Carrie Muh, UAVP: Floats her own UA presidential balloon. VP-pick Balsley shows moxie, but will he pan out?
IWWatch: Tech's slick arrows pierce campus hoipoloi. But are editors just tooting their own horn?