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Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

Never did they think

Daniel Radcliffe would top out

at just five-foot-six

Moon

Dear Mr. Moon Man

Are you insane or a clone?

Kevin Spacey knows

Up in the Air

Best film of the year

captures recession zeitgeist

through product placement

Star Trek

Anyone notice

they killed the hot green alien?

Who will Kirk bone now?

Avatar

Take Pocahontas

Give natives pointy blue tails

out comes Avatar

Transformers, Revenge of the Fallen

Plot Holes? No worries!

Megan Fox didn’t notice,

not that she can read

G.I. Joe

It’s plastic acting

from real life action figures

oh the irony

Inglorious Basterds

Tarantino serves

Jewish fan fic to us like

a bat to the head

District 9

Funny accent guy

gets alien splooge to the face.

Fook that man, fook that.

(500) Days of Summer

Movie demonstrates

all the bad things that come from

too much Morrissey

The Hangover

Not once in the film

did they explain why there were

chickens in the room