August 28, 2007
00:00—Burton-Connor—Midnight Sports: possibly the only thing cooler than indoor soccer is indoor whiffleball.
02:17—Random Hall—Random House of Pancakes! Once again, we stay up late to feed you pancakes.
04:44—Random Hall—IS SEPHIROTH A GIRL…FRIEND?
07:00—Senior Haus—come meet the senior house running club in the courtyard for a nice morning run
08:00—Burton-Connor—Cereal and Cartoons: start your day off right. With lots of sugar.
08:00—Senior Haus—the early jack gets aku. season 4 of samurai jack in the tv room.
08:17—Random Hall—Random Breakfast! If there is one thing in this world worse than morning exams, it’s morning exams and a cold breakfast. Come on over for a quick meal.
09:00—iHouse—Open House and iHouse tours. 9 a.m. – 12 p.m.
09:00—Next House—Mmm, waffles … What better way to start the day off than with some waffles! Grab a quick bite before Advanced Standing Exams or just chill. Syrup, jam, whipped cream … the possibilities are endless!
09:34—Random Hall—IT’S HOT IN HERE SO TAKE OFF ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US
10:00—New House—Breakfast and Games — Video games, comedy, and waffles … what more could you ask for.
11:00—MacGregor—Brunch! — Come enjoy a hearty breakfast of omelettes, pancakes, fruit, and more!
11:00—Burton-Connor—Yoga and Smoothies: Get your Tai Chi on.
12:00—Burton-Connor—Cooking 101: BC = kitchens = delicious free food for you
13:17—Random Hall—Cookies and Smut! Eat cookies and listen to cheap romance stories as told by our resident experts. Now with Viking Bingo!
14:00—Burton-Connor—Dance 101: get your freak on. Or something.
14:00—La Casa—Come to Spanish House’s BBBQ. The extra B is for BYOBB
14:15—Senior Haus—BDSM and Harry Potter 7: Voldemort and Bellatrix Lestrange lead a safe, sane, and consensual relationship. Safe words not included.
14:34—Random Hall—THE MONSTER GROUP HAS AN IRREDUCIBLE CHARACTER OF DIMENSION 196683.
15:00—Burton-Connor—Intro to Athena: finger? zephyr? lpr? lpr? Come learn wtf it all means.
15:00—Baker House—Baker House: Tropical Paradise: Smoothies and Drinks
15:00—Next House—Tired from a long week? Come relax and watch a movie at Next House while we provide the popcorn and drinks.
15:17—Random Hall—More Liquid Nitrogen! Think ice cream, dippin’ dots, and 77 Kelvins.
15:34—Random Hall—QUILTED RHOMBUSES SAVE TELOMERASE.
16:00—Senior Haus—SAY NO TO EDIE SEDGWICK
16:00—Senior Haus—Everyone gets laid
16:17—Random Hall—Random: The Gathering! If you missed out before, or just want another chance to cast Global Thermonuclear War, come back for a SECOND Random: The Gathering sealed tournament.
16:30—Simmons Hall—No Swim Test Required: Even if you didn’t pass the swim test, you can still try out our water slide. When you want to dry off, return to the good old days of elementary school with juice boxes and snacks.
17:34—Random Hall—PILLOWS ARE THE GREATEST ALCHEMISTS EVER!
18:27—Senior Haus—still time to enter the adjustment lottery
18:28—Senior Haus—less time to enter the adjustment lottery
18:29—Senior Haus—just enter the goddamn lottery already
18:30—Dormitory Council—Housing lottery closes! Enter your preferences at http://web.mit.edu/housinglottery/
18:30—Senior Haus— … and now you’re stuck in Baker. Whatever. Honestly, we didn’t really like you anyway.