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Monday, August 27, 2007

08:00

08:00—Burton-Connor—Breakfast

08:00—Next House—Mmm, waffles … What better way to start the day off than with some waffles! Grab a quick bite before Advanced Standing Exams or just chill. Syrup, jam, whipped cream … the possibilities are endless!

08:00—Senior Haus—the early jack gets aku. season 3 of samurai jack in the tv room.

08:17—Random Hall—Random Breakfast! Come to Random Hall and eat some warm breakfast before your exams.

09:00

09:00—New House—Dance Party and Food — Come to the real party dorm on campus and grab some snacks while you mingle.

09:34—Random Hall—TIME. TIME. WHAT IS TIME? SWISS MANUFACTURE IT. FRENCH HORDE IT. ITALIANS WANT IT, HUH? WELL, I MUST BE THURSDAY. I NEVER COULD GET THE HANG OF THURSDAYS.

09:48—La Maison Française—Il était une fois dans la ville de Foix un marchand de foie se dit «Ma foi! C’est la première fois et la dernière fois que je vends du foie dans la ville de Foix.»

10:00

10:07—EAsT camPUS—fuck and come all over our building … tours

11:00

11:00—MacGregor—Miss Macgregor Competition! — A group effort to create the winner for our beauty pageant. Come for a laugh!

11:00—Burton-Connor—Tie Dye

11:00—iHouse—Open House and iHouse tours. 11 a.m. – 6 p.m.

11:17—Random Hall—Chainmail! Learn some of the basic weaves from Random Hall’s resident amateur maillesmiths.

11:34—Random Hall—H IS FOR GERBIL, THAT’S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME, COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE STARTS WITH O.

12:00

12:00—Senior Haus—Lambda Sigma Delta: a history. Also, tours.

12:00—Simmons Hall—Picnic Lunch: Yes, Simmons residents do leave the Sponge — catch them outside, enjoying a picnic lunch!

12:00—New House—Barbecue and Tours — Come chat and look around NH while you grab a burger or a hot dog

12:00—EAsT camPUS—green hair & frosh

12:17—Random Hall—Heart Attack Food! Fatty and/or cheesy and/or sugary goodness.

13:00

13:00—MacGregor—Barbecue! — Come and have lunch outdoors, take a quick tour, or participate in a game of frisbee.

13:00—La Casa—Meet the city you’ll be living in for the next 4 years. Find out the nice places to go and enjoy yourself in your free time.

13:00—Simmons Hall—Duck Tours: Did you remember to sign up for the tour of Boston, Simmons-style? If you didn’t sign up yesterday, there may be spots available.

13:34—Random Hall—THE ONLY THING BETTER THAN DDR IS FREE DDR.

13:37—Senior Haus—SH-colloquium: crack house or crack home?

14:00

14:00—Burton-Connor—BBQ: Mmm, burgers.

14:00—EAsT camPUS—through hole 10k resistor … 50 uF capacitor … 8 pin 555 … 10 kHz oscillator … wait … 10? or was it 100? BBZZZZZZTTTTTTTTTTT.

14:17—Random Hall—Tie Dyeing! Plain white is boring — come Randomize your shirt’s color variable.

14:17—Random Hall—Tabletop Roleplaying! You and your comrades are sitting on a couch in Random Hall’s Black Hole lounge, holding strange polyhedral dice. Before you sits a crufty upperclassman. What do you do?

14:34—Random Hall—JESUS IS THE BEST RADIO PRODUCER IN THE BEANS. WE NEED SOME SALIVA AND PICKLES TO GET MAD.

15:00

15:00—Senior Haus—Watch Joshua Pevner snort pepper. Express disdain in e-mail, greeting card, or interpretive dance form.

15:34—Random Hall—11111111111 IS 21649 TIMES 513239.

16:00

16:17—Random Hall—Silent Speed Diplomacy! Diplomacy is the rabid grandmother of strategy war games. We will be playing through online chat, and we will speed up turns so that games only take around 45 minutes. Bring your laptop if you have one.

16:21—EAsT camPUS—EC: if the house taxes don’t kill you, the velociraptors will.

16:34—Random Hall—FUNKY DIVAS ATTEMPT TO ROUND UP CERTAIN SMALL CHILDRENS’ TOYS SMATTERED UP WITH TINY RAINMAKER COMPACT DISCS SENT UP AS SPUTNIK WAS SUMMARILY DESTROYED BY THE FACT THAT DUCKS ARE QUITE COOL.

17:00

17:17—Random Hall—Truffle Making! Come to Random Hall and make your own delicious chocolates!

18:00

18:00—Senior Haus—Air squid hunting. Let the psychonautical adventures begin.

19:00

19:00—La Casa—Join us for a fun-filled night of games and snacks … tipsy twister, shotopoly, and other fun, fun stuff ;-)

19:34—Random Hall—I ALWAYS KNEW DIFFERENTIAL OPERATORS WERE EVIL.

20:00

20:00—Senior Haus—find out what a donkey punch is in room 366C

20:17—Dormitory Council—Warning: batteries are not included with this version of Random Hall.

20:30—Dormitory Council—There are glowing things on Briggs Field. Oooh … shiny.

21:00

21:48—La Maison Française—Combien sont ces six saucissons-ci? Ces six saucissons-ci sont six sous. Si ces six saucissons-ci sont six sous, ces six saucissons-ci sont trop chers.

21:58—Senior Haus—Everyone gets laid again.

23:00

23:30—La Maison Française—Oh là là! Il fait chaud en dehors, mais pas à La Maison Française où nous allons «serve up some ice cream, sip ice-cold lemonade and munch on freshly-bakes cookies», et bien sûr «speak le franglais» (ou le vrai français, si vous préférez). New House 6: top floor.

23:56—Senior Haus—Scatological Filmmaking

23:59—EAsT camPUS—Come use a crowbar and make Gordon Freeman proud.

Tuesday, August 28, 2007

00:00

00:00—Burton-Connor—Midnight Sports: possibly the only thing cooler than indoor soccer is indoor whiffleball.

02:00

02:17—Random Hall—Random House of Pancakes! Once again, we stay up late to feed you pancakes.

04:00

04:44—Random Hall—IS SEPHIROTH A GIRL…FRIEND?

07:00

07:00—Senior Haus—come meet the senior house running club in the courtyard for a nice morning run

08:00

08:00—Burton-Connor—Cereal and Cartoons: start your day off right. With lots of sugar.

08:00—Senior Haus—the early jack gets aku. season 4 of samurai jack in the tv room.

08:17—Random Hall—Random Breakfast! If there is one thing in this world worse than morning exams, it’s morning exams and a cold breakfast. Come on over for a quick meal.

09:00

09:00—iHouse—Open House and iHouse tours. 9 a.m. – 12 p.m.

09:00—Next House—Mmm, waffles … What better way to start the day off than with some waffles! Grab a quick bite before Advanced Standing Exams or just chill. Syrup, jam, whipped cream … the possibilities are endless!

09:34—Random Hall—IT’S HOT IN HERE SO TAKE OFF ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US